1. A traveling magician is dogged by mysterious disappearances that seem to match up with stops in his tour.
2. Various media outlets claim subliminal messages in the new Corpsetec album is the cause of a recent rash of suicides.
3. Word starts filtering in of several homeless people reporting sightings of “some sort of demon” coming out of, or going into, the sewers.
4. A bank robber becomes the subject of intense public speculation when he is shown on camera not taking any money, instead seeming to meditate for approximately 45 seconds before leaving.
5. A wall underground collapses during a subway expansion, revealing a perfectly preserved, fully furnished house in an otherwise unused empty space.
6. Supposedly, someone is actually working on a real-life Jurassic Park.
7. An unusually large number of people were brought to the hospital with injuries consistent with massive electrical shock, and it is later discovered they were all present during an explosion at a bus station.
8. Someone makes grandiose claims about being able to perform apparently inhuman feats of strength, yet is able to follow through on their statements.
9. A gigantic dog is seen downtown literally appearing out of nowhere, running across the street, and immediately disappearing into thin air.
10. Dozens of photographs surface seeming to depict modern-day people present during historical events.
11. Thirty two tourists all see the Lincoln Memorial move its head and start talking, but no one knows what it said.
12. A farmer in Germany claims that a hill near the edge of her farm split open and a giant stone person came out.
13. An underground comic made by someone known only as “Sketch” has gained a reputation for depicting events that, some time later, actually happen.
14. Someone bought a hat from the back of a comic book that they say will turn them into other people when they wear it.
15. After getting mugged the other night, a young woman now exhibits the classic, stereotypical signs of vampirism.
16. A recently declassified government document tells of a soldier during Desert Storm finding a strange glowing rock that prevented his gun from ever running out of ammunition when he kept it on his person.
17. A teenage boy in Turkey has been making waves recently, claiming he is the reincarnation of Alexander The Great.
18. A scientist has released a study claiming he has finally discovered rock solid, irrefutable, empirical evidence that ghosts exist.
19. So, uh… turns out Terminator was a documentary.
20. A follilized tyrannosaur egg at a natural history museum in Utah actually hatched- and the creature inside wasn’t a Rex, it was a dragon.
The Chief (I gotta say, these are a lot of fun to make)
The Doderman Defense 